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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 09:22

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

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Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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A View to a Kill

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Dr No

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy